Mrs Payne

Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.

'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.

Dirty Rowan

A horny boy with erectile dysfunction.
He is very good looking however can't pull.
He normally looks like a dirty Mexican or a dangerous Cuban depending on thr day
If you ask him to make you a salad let's just say he will toss it as he shows up to school with pink eye most days

Fucking hell that homeless man is a dirty rowan