Doetee

A female goatee or any abnormal facial hair on a woman.

Our waitress was pretty hot until a hair from her doetee fell in my salad.

crapids

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

10👍 8👎

medicanal

tending or used to cure the intense need or passion to have anal

Girl I'm gonna need you to turn over, I need some medicanal attention.

2👍 5👎

Rowdies

Sudden and furious digestive discharge.

Nah man, Mellow Mushroom always gives me the rowdies.

32👍 69👎

Drafternoon

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

4232👍 2772👎

fruitcase

a maniacal flaming homosexual.

Stephen and all his handbags, what a fruitcase!

2👍 6👎

assid rain

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.

The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.

6👍 3👎