mint test

The mint test is administered immediately before trying to take a girl home. If you're not sure if a gal wants to get down, ask her if she'd like a mint. If she's into you she'll want to make sure her breath is fresh before anything happens. If she passes the mint test ask her back to your place. If not, get her number and good luck.

This all assumes that both parties haven't already started making out at the bar with nasty cigarette and booze breath.

Guy 1: You look like you're about to pull with that girl. You up for another round or you giving her the mint test?
Guy 2: Mint test!

Him: Mint?
Her: Yes, please.
Him: Lets go back to my place and hang out.
Her: mmmkay

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Jeffried

A term used to describe being overly intoxicated, usually having over consumed multiple inebriants. Getting 'Jeffried' has less to do over consumption of a given intoxicant and more to do with the number of intoxicants one has consumed.

Sorry about attacking you last night. I really shouldn't have taken those pills after drinking, smoking and doing coke all night. I was totally Jeffried.

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