Keep Chewing

noun, adjective, verb; pronounced key-p choo-een.

Any question and/or answer can be responded to with this phrase but mostly it is a response to blatantly incorrect verbal assumptions, a sufficient avenue to tell someone that you don't respect their opinion or a suggestion to perhaps continuing doing what you are doing despite it's inconsequential nature.

It is a fine excuse for just about anything.

Example #1
Gary - "but I don't like frozen candy bars and I certainly don't even like unfrozen Mixed Nut Snickers."
Bob - "Keep chewing"

Example #2
Rogelio - "The sale of my house fell through and now all that shit you helped me put into the moving trucks is in limbo. What am I going to do?"
Jim - "Keep chewing..."

Example #3
Jeremy - "Did you get me Taco Bell breakfast yet?"
Scott - "Keep chewing."

Example #4
Wife - "You kept chewing last night."
Husband - "Yeah, I was hammered."

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covfefe

covfefe - noun - people who either voted for and/or still believe Donald Trump should be President.

"I can't believe that covfefe is doubling down on his decision to vote for Trump by defending Trump's behavior."

"The covfefe are particularly confused today following Weissman's (former head of the DOJ's fraud section) decision to join Mueller's probe."

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