Mitchell

A Mitchell can get loads of girls just by walking by them

Girl 1: OMG! mitchell is so Hot!
Girl 2: i think he likes you!
girl 1: HE TEXTED MEEEEEE!
Girl 1: he asked me for a date!
Girl 1: i hope it ends in bed!!

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Vans

A shitty shoe skateboarding posers wear

Poser: Hey guys! Just pulled a tre flip off del toro wearing my Vans! Didn't have the cameras on though!
Skater 1: (To skater 2) Poser?
Skater 2: (To skater 1) Poser.

Electear

The fear of riots or civil unrest depending on who wins the election

Guy 1 "I'm boarding up my stores tonight. Wanna help?"
Guy 2 "Ah. Electear?"
Guy 1 "yep"