Nick Swardson

An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean



Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!

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