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Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.
Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.
Boob Advantage: When you are running late to work but because you have big boobs you make it there on time.
Girl traffic was bad this morning. I pulled into the parking lot at 8:05 am but thanks to my boob advantage they were already sitting on my desk at 8:00 am
Stray eyebrow: it's a chin hair but you don't want to acknowledge reality
Shelley tells Randall "Well I was at the salon today and they found a stray eyebrow. Guess I'll apply to AAARP tomorrow."