Nick

Haha, you were expecting some definition of the name Nick which you were hoping would stroke your ego like one would calmly stroke the fur of a cat; I'm sorry to say, but as a Nick myself I have to end this endless cycle of ego boosting.

If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.

Person: Man, you're such a Nick.
Nick: oof

Yo Popa jokes

Pretty much the opposite of Yo Momma jokes.

No one uses these jokes because they would suck. They can't even be called to be honest.

Guy 1: Yo popa's so smart he made Bill Gates cry!

Guy 2: Come on man, no one uses yo popa jokes...