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(adjective): one who engages in the excessive indulgence of immoral pleasures, specifially those sexual in nature. The individual cannot control their urges, delving into a fit of insane depravity where every conceivable orifice is ripe for fornication.
"I'm never going camping with your friends again! You're all a bunch of debaucherous fuck-nuts!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't act like you all weren't doing body shots off each other before running into the woods to play 'Who's in my asshole'!"
When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"
"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."
The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.
"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."
Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
A pathetic baby that is afraid of everything. Even the littlest thing can put them on edge.
"Really? Youre freaking out because a fly landed on your shoulder?"
"But it startled me!"
"Oh don't be such a Chuckie!"
The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.
"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"
"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."