twerker's comp

Monetary restitution owed an individual for injuries sustained while nightclubbing, specifically from acts of grinding/twerking, typically self-induced and while in a state of intoxication.

"Can you believe it? Halie did so much crouching and booty clapping that night, she legit bruised her ass from smacking her heel so many times! Thankfully she can take Monday off and claim a day of TWERKER'S COMP."