Tennessee Tic Tac

The act of a man shoving tic tacs into his uretha and then upon ejaculating, shoots them into a woman's vagina and proceeds to lick them back out and consume them.

Last night i had a craving for some Tic Tacs and sex so i gave my girl a Tennessee Tic Tac to get the best of both worlds.

Premium Gay

The '+' in LGBTQ+. In order to achieve Premium Gay, one must pay a subscription, or identify as AT LEAST every color of the rainbow, and four or more genders. Your sexual preference must also be Pansexual or Potsexual.

I met someone at a Biden Rally one time. They claimed to have a degree in Gender Studies, and that they were Pansexual. My response, "So, like... Premium Gay?".

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