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Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.
Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
83π 55π
someone who causes a lot of trouble or might have may girls on the go at a time
that Dwain he`s a proper Rascala
7π 1π
Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"
A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"
B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"
Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.
Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.
As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.
Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.
4π 3π
Similar to chode and taint. The raphe is the Samsonian destination between the nuts and schlong that provide men with all of their supreme macaroni boiling powers.
I let her lick my raphe after she gave me a nice blumpie.
15π 29π
when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler
what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs
8π 8π