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A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.
non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?
shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life
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A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.
Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
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Verb; Noun: To make a very bad error in baseball. An error that costs your team the game in baseball. Named after the terribly overrated 3rd basemen for the New York Miserables, David Wright. He consistently makes errors at a hilarious (to non-met fans, which basically means everybody) rate, and yet has won a gold glove, simply for playing in New York. He truly epitomizes the most miserable franchise there is...the New York Mets...I mean Miserables
Me: Hey bud how did your game go?
Mike: It went fine until Chad pulled a David Wright on the last out of the game to blow the lead and lose the game!
Me: Ugh! No wonder he's so miserable, he pulls David Wrights and is a mets fans, the worst combination!
Mike: You mean miserables...?
Me: Oh yes, of course
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Aka an engagement ring. A term most notably used by Tom Leykis, since women often use the ring as a way to make money after they divorce you (while they are also taking half of everything you own from the divorce).
A women in San Diego divorced her husband then listed to sell her engagement ring for 1.5k and San Diego chargers tickets, which is why women use engagement rings as divorce insurance.
Really drunk to the point that you are no longer acting close to how you normally do.
i.e. stumbling, destroying things, etc
Greg just broke the window. He's drawlin.
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Synonym for drunk.
Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.
Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!
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