PETA

People

for

the
Ethical
Treatment

of
Animals

A group composed of hippy retards, who believe that to solve the world's problems, they must become a bunch of pussies and stop using anything that comes from animals altogether. Christians tend to be against PETA, since the Bible says that Man has complete dominion over all the animals of the earth and can do whatever we want to them (Excluding being sick bastards and having sex with animals), including but is not limited to:

Eating them
Milking them
Killing them
Keeping them as pets to keep you company
Pretty much anything that doesn't involve sexual relations with an animal.

PETA would be a group of Goddamn hypocrites if they were a Christian organization.

Guy 1: I'm part of PETA!
Guy 2: You must be an asshole then...
Guy 1: Yep!

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Photobomb

The one innocent thing you should NEVER say at an airport.

Guy: "Photobomb!"
*CLICK*
(Get booted off the flight)

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