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British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023


Baby

What singers call listeners in pop songs. They also sing about romantic topics like love and kissing. Also hearts.

Baby, baby, baby, oh

by ShhShhShh July 31, 2023


Yaggetadiggetyboggy

Did you really just type yaggetadiggetyboggy on UD? You yaggetadiggetyboggy.

Yaggetadiggetyboggy.

by ShhShhShh August 28, 2023


yaggetadiggetyboggy

Yaggetadiggetyboggy. Send/DM the link to a friend/if you use discord, maybe a server.

You have been yaggetadiggetyboggied. Yaggetadiggetyboggy someone else to cure yourself

by ShhShhShh August 28, 2023


The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023


Covfefe

Coverage and coffee as a portmanteau. From a tweet. Pronounced "koVEE fee."

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by ShhShhShh August 7, 2023