Fife

If you copy and pasted glasgow and doubled every bad aspect. Theres no bother dividing the good aspects because lets be real, is there any good aspects in glasgow? Or middle-east scotland as a whole for that matter?

Person 1 “i live in fife”
Therapist “that explains everything”

cheesey pasta

The best pasta in the world made by kraft.

Friend 1 “i dont like cheesey pasta”
Friend 2 “kill yourself you little fucking tramp”