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Double-Barreled Pussy. When you and a friend team-fuck a girl's booch.
Stephen: Hey, Mark, did yah hear? me and John DBP 'd Joleen last night!
Mark: DBP?
Stephen: Dude, Double Barreled Pussy...
Mark: ohh gotcha..
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What you tell a girl when you want to have sex with her under a cardboard box, Taken from metal gear solid peace walker
Jack: Bitch, BOX TIME!
Random slut: yayy!! mmmmm
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That feeling you you get when you look at your bill of expenses for the holidays -gifts, food, heating, and gas for traveling- and you realize you're in the hole.
II.
When you get people great gifts and they get you a bunch of meaningless shit. You get gypped and thus it is Gypmas.
Example one
"I got my cousin a new phone and he got me a key ring.. Total Gypmas.."
Example two
"Linda, how much did you spend on gifts this year..?"
"1500. Why?"
"We have to live on $300 until the 8th of next year. Good job making it a very, merry, Gypmas.."
Sam: Dude, Check her out.. She totally has HAH Syndrome
Garrett: No way dude...
Sam: what are you, a mongaloid or something?
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You know when your playing Call of duty, or other smash hit shooter, and your about to kill somebody from the opposing team... and out of the blue, BAM! some shit headed moron comes out of nowhere and kills yah like a giant snake! and gets the "Rescuer" award
Sam: HOLY SHIT! I WAS ABOUT TO GET ATTACK DOGS. when "gayfagnoobass231243's boyfriend, assfuckingcuntbreath2345 jumped down and knifed me!
Nick: Boyfriendz FOREVER, man.....
Sam (sarcastically): Man those guys are really cool.
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(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
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