Handginity

The state of never having premarital hand touching / holding

No premarital hand holding! I must protect my handginity!!! Begone Thot!!!

Tega

The metaphysical state of Tega, merely infinitely many or infinitely no actions being performed at once while being simultaneously present but absent at the same time. Not quite a Schrödinger's cat as we know that Tega does exist, but we do not know where Tega is, Tega's actions, nor Tega's purpose. To be Tega is to be infinitely many things while being identifiable.

What's Jared doing?
He's in the call but I'm honestly not even sure where he is.
Jared's probably just tega-ing.