AHaaS - Ass-Hole as a service - The newest cloud-based technology. Employing a person whose views are non-believable but influences many with non-valid jargon.
We just added a new service to a list of many that do not work and are costing our company money. The new line of AHaaS is a low cost but highly effective tool that will decrease productivity, and leave you with an everlasting nonsensical vocabulary.