Wee Wee Trousers

When a toilet is needed but cannot be found and you end up wth wee wee in your trousers. Creates a large discoloured patch around the scrotal area of the victim.

Damn, you frightened me and now I have wee wee trousers.

Shryk

To Shryk is to fart so ferociously that you rip your anus. Those who Skryk themselves usually never recover from mental or anal scarring.

John: Hey bro.

Mike: What?

John: Watch this, I'm totally gonna fart in her mouth.

Mike: Cool, lets do this.

John: HehehFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Mike: OHGODWHAT

John: SHRYK'D