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"damned near shat myself"
Texter1: Dude, did you watch Modern Family last night?
Texter2: Yes. DNSM
To masturbate 3 times in one day.
My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick
Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.
Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.
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Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
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