Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

Poképarking

From the Wii game poke park, pikachu considers the pokemon he interacted with once in his life (and might never talk to again) a friend.

Therefore, when someone mistakenly calls someone who they have hardly a relationship with their friend and continues tossing around this term, they are Poképarking.

Mark: I just hit it off with Carl so well—we’re already the best of friends!

Emily: But you only met today…?

Justin: Don’t worry about it Emily, Mark is just Poképarking.