Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.

Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.

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Jewed Candy

Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.

Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.

Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.

I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.

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Sporten

Noun said when describing a student who treats school activities during Gym ( Like soccer, dodge-ball, ect... ) so serious that they must throw a tantrum when something little goes wrong.

That sporten is good but I'm tired of him yelling like he masturbated with Icy/Hot.

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Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.

" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "

Fearless Cheerleadered

The act of asking a question in the most retarded way that it does not make sense. Most of them consist of VERY poor grammar, hypocrisy, turning the question into a statement, poor intelligence, and anything else that can be Face Palmed.
These are usually found online and can be found on Twitter, Yahoo Answers, or any other site allowing the public to ask questions.
The term was made by a "Fearless" user on yahoo answers that asked a question with so many faults that I suspect it was satire. But it wasn't.

Most can be extremely laughable considering it is ironic.
Example is listed below.

Example - Fearless Cheerleader:Cheerleaders Y du u think their stupid?

ok so i am a cheerleader an i am smart but all you think cheerleader r stupid and only think of thier selfs. R u jelouse becuz we get all the boys and u dont. is it bcuz we get the attention. is it bcuz u tried out and didnt make it. i like soccer but im not good at it. ok so you r 1 of those retards who think were stupid but SHUT UP maybe it is bcuz we dress better at abercrombie areopostal hollister and are preppy..................if you play chess you are such a loser thinking this sport is dumb.

good posrts

-cheerleading

-socer

-volleyball

-tumbling

-footbal

BORING sports

-chess

-and all that other geeky stuff.

" Wow, I can't believe we got Fearless Cheerleadered AGAIN!!! "

z-tard

Retarded person on the internet who spams you with the entire alphabet, either correct or not, ending it with Z.
It can also refer to people who mis-spell almost every word or every other word and add or replace a letter with Z for no apparent reason. Most of these people can be found on common sites like Myspace, Gaiaonline, Youtube, or any other large site that can show local text by the public.
Most are doing it just to annoy you.
Others are just that stupid.

Today, I was going on Myspace to check my messages when I found the most ridiculous Z-tard that I almost commited genocide.

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