Lucas

The mortal enemy of a Mihaere. The Lucas species is usually 6"2 by 14, they imitate local animals to infest the internet. No social yet seemingly able to make friends. The Lucas species female commonly known as "Jess" are the exact same while having feminine features. They are humanoid animals when in true form, commonly referred to as furry. Due to these conditions they get no bitches.

Person 1: SHIT! We have a Lucas infestation

Twitter

A type of venom that humans evolved in 2006. It only effects those who also evolved Twitter. Those who use this venom are very anti-social and the venom has the added effect of "cancelling" others of higher social status. When one uses twitter they begin to become irritable and irrational. One sentence can lead to the entire horde using the venom to try to defame them. This has led many to commit self cancelation which the bullies then mourn about or encourage.

Person 1: What happened to Mike?

Person 2: He got twittered

Person 1: Sad

Isaiah

Some guy who thinks he has a "big dick" he is sorely wrong and has 1 inch finch. He is like "OH SHIT LOOK AT ME!" fuck you Isaiah

Isaiah: Ha shame everyone says I have a big dick, lets look your name up
*nothing comes up*
Me :Fuck you Isaiah

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Mihaere

He has a big dick

Mihaere has such a big dick!

Hictim

A loving wife
Opposite of a Cougar
It’s italian

“I made Hictim to get out of calling my boss a cougar”