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vent box

A person who people go to talk to constantly to complain or ask for advice but never actually gets to speak their own mind or share opinions. They are used as a box to put problems in and never hear a word back from.
They're usually introverted and to shy to speak out, if they're not and they do speak out they'll either be ignored, ridiculed, or outright insulted for doing so.

Stacy: "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUTUBE REWIND THIS YEAR! OR THESE RACIST POSTS!"
Vent box: "Stacy Youtube is a corporation, and they're basically giving out free money, why is this one video a problem? Also those posts are from black people IN Africa complain-"
Stacy: "OH I GUESS YOU KNOW BETTER HUH!? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A FRIEND. I'M DONE LISTENING TO YOUR RANTING FOR THE DAY JESUS!"

by Shishitron1000 June 8, 2019


Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.

Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."

by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021


Avoider

A person who does everything within their power to avoid taking accountability for their life and decisions. They'll expect their lives to improve magically through no effort of their own, have an acute and outspoken sense of toxic entitlement, and blame circumstances out of their control, society, or mental health, for their bad fortune while actively avoiding all actions that would lead them to betterment. The typical avoider will live with someone vulnerable to their alleged plight and leech off them, creating a manipulative, abusive and/or at least parasitic relationship that loops each time a solution is suggested.

Avoiders become aggressive when advice is given to them, no matter how convenient or simple, as anyone with a differing view or options is painted as not trying to understand them but causing more stress instead. This is done as a shield, and often recalled for the express purpose of acting out a guilt trip. As they often have no real income they may be found begging and manipulating their friends for money, then bragging about how well they're doing, until the funds run out. Avoiders are unwilling to change and should, in turn, be avoided themselves.

Avoider: "I'm so depressed. Nothing is working out for me."
Friend: "We had a 6 hour talk with a recruiter willing to set you u-"
Avoider: "Wow I can't believe I'm in such a state and all you can think about is work. Whatever. Bye.."

by Shishitron1000 March 11, 2023


art student

Recently graduated, broke, terminally depressed, and often talentless rich kids who have nothing better to do than complain on twitter about how AI can do better than their awful doodles to justify how much money they wasted when self taught artists are far better. Often conflate nonsense exhibitionism with "deeply meaningful expression" and overcharge for stick figures because while empty of detail, they're "full of meaning."

A: "Dude, who's that yelling at the clouds?"
B: "Oh that's Stacy, she just got out of art school."
A: "Oh.. wow art students are weird."

by Shishitron1000 January 25, 2023