the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

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backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

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indian cumshot

when you're getting a blow job, and your about to blow your load, you turn around, stick your cock between your legs, and as you blow your load, you shat on the bitches forehead

yo bro, i gave that white bitch a wicked indian cumshot
she looked total indian after

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mike adamle

the worst announcer ever in wwe
he always makes mistakes
he's like a permanent running joke
not very smart
should be unemployed
somehow ecw announcer
shouldn't have fame
lives in parents basement
mom packs his lunch

enjoys having: the john cena, the five knuckle shuffle, and dirty sanchez

mike adamle: he just spanked him like a schoolboy
alex: dude, no

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chavo guerrero

lame wwe character.. likes the homo dirty sanchez

Chavo Guerrero: hey, i like the dirty sanchez
Other guy: dude, no

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pubifro

a women or shemale (or man, if you're chavo guerrero) with excessive pubic hair, resembling mark henry's face

adam has a total pubifro.. his cock beard is epic

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the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"

josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four

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