muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

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Atomic snoodle

This is when you snoodle an atomic fireball and insert it into some ones asshole.

I just performed the atomic snoodle i bet my cock tastes great.

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