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When you are eating out a woman that has a bad case of fish pussy
Girl: can you eat me out again? You were amazing last night
Guy: nah, I don't want a repeat of sushi night
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Full Tang is a knife where the metal of the blade goes all the way through the handle
I slit my wife's throat with a full tang knife for cheating on me
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Pregasm is when you are putting your dick or something in the vagina and she starts breathing a bit heavily before she just flat out starts screaming.
Her Pregasm turned me on so much I put the whole thing in
When the tip of a man or shemale's penis looks like the tip of a mushroom
Me and my girl haven't seen each other in forever so I've been jacking off a lot. Last night she pulled down my pants and when she saw my dick she sang the Mario theme, it looked like a Mushroom Tip.
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When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.
My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was รขยยDistracturbationรขยย
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