English Teacher

Empty bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who taught you about life and how to live it.

Today my English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing Hamlet’s antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.

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Lobbyist

Someone who gives up on helping the average American and sells his/her soul to make way more money. Then justifies it by saying something like “I need to make a living for my family” or some bullshit like that

The boy was raised by a single mother working hard for her children, and then he grew up and was hired as a lobbyist to represent Corporate America to cut all Maternity leave proposals from Congressional bills because money single mothers reduce Corporate American Executive bonuses.