fuck princess

A female who:

- Is extremely hot with extremely long hair.
- Is 20 years of age.
- Gets who ever' when ever she wants.
- Is cunning and seductive.
- Only gives it on top.
- Is dressed in expensive jewellery only.
- Is naturally beautiful.

A hot female is who not famous or a celebrity; she has to be natural duh!

Last night I was approached by a fuck princess, best night of my life.

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alarm shock

The feeling you get when you wake up on your day off work; on the weekend; or a public holiday as early as you would for work. Generally the alarm clock is off and there is no sound, but you still hear it for some annoying reason.

Of course you don't realise you can stay in bed all morning and for some moment feel like you never got any sleep at all.

Though, upon realisation (and falling back asleep) you feel better then if you woke up to your girlfriend fucking you. (well maybe not if shes good!)

Argh, I had alarm shock this morning and couldn’t' get back to sleep!

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