A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you wouldâve married if your paths didnât veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, donât go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. Sheâs your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad youâre so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. âThe One That Got Awayâ
Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you wouldâve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.
Ex):
Chad: âDude leave Sarah alone. Thatâs old news.â
Ben: âyeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. Sheâs your White Hairy Buffalo, man.â
Thad: âFuq dude.... youâre right.â