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The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.
"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"
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razor reserved for shaving hair around the anus. Don't get this one mixed up with your regular razor unless you don't care about having dookie on yer face.
"Dude your razor smells funny."
"Oh god, that's my resivour, you didn't use it did you?"
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