AFVictory

When a non-talented, non-deserving candidate wins in a competition, akin to the Final Winner in every episode in "Americas Funniest Home Videos"

Tom: "I can't believe the cute kid singing 'twinkle twinkle little star' beat out the face melting future hall of fame rock band in the talent show."
Bergeron: "It was a real AFVictory for the kid for sure."

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I should

Most popular phrase from January 1 to January 31. Usually followed up by a
'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.

I should probably (work out more, stop smoking, eat healthier, stop spending so much money, help the needy, get a job, build a rocket, become an astronaut) this year

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Chastity

The most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

Aldous - I heard that Elias has taken a vow of chastity!
Huxley - What a perverse lifestyle he has chosen...

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