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Teco

A supermarket of the future from long ago near McDonalds and KFC that sells chicken, bread, cereal, bacon, pancake mix, frozen pizzazas, loadsa sweets, and crips. Teco is known to contain like 10 no wait 15 black monsters that cry blood that looks like bacon but is actually dead peoples skin and a fat man. A hobo that once was a successful banker is know to frequent Teco and only buys things on sale.

Roger lives day to tomorrow by the change he gets off strangers outside mcdonalds but sometimes he. When he gets enough money he goes to the local shopping centre called “Teco”.

by Shmookk October 10, 2020

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Enimes

When you are an round boy named Roger and you change, your former friends become your Enimes.

Once in a place far away, a very long time ago there was an boy named Roger, he was tall but a bit round. He lived in a big city where unusual things seemed to happen everyday. For example, his uncle died. Anyway, Roger had lots of Enimes in the city, all the people he used to like were now his Enimes.

by Shmookk October 8, 2020


Flop

A group of caracals

I've just spotted a flop of caracals, they're so funny

by Shmookk January 21, 2022


doll hole

Slang term for a trans woman's asshole.

fuck my doll hole?

by Shmookk May 31, 2023