Pedomau5

Pedomau5 is a crossbreed between Deadmau5, (an international DJ) and Pedobear (self explanatory).

Guy 1: Dude, oh my god if a Pedomau5 were to ever appear at a park, our children would see Ghosts 'N' stuff!

Guy 2: Yeah, and it's so not fair because that Pedomau5 would not be doing it wrong.

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Nom Nom Raptor

~The Nom Nom Raptor derived from many specimen of the Raptor family. The Nom Nom Raptor family has been studied and known to be a very loud, sexual, and slow dinosaur species.

~Back in the dinosaur day-in-age the Nom Nom Raptor Nom'd anything and everything in it's path, ultimately becoming the top dog of the Raptors.

~The Nom Nom Raptor is also cousins with the "OM NOM NOM YOUR MOM" Raptor.

The Nom Nom Raptor selected it's mate carefully before pouncing.

When the Nom Nom Raptor finished demolishing it's food, it continued to run around making loud moaning noises.

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Happyfive

a)...a gay high five.

b)...a flamboyant high five.

c)...a ~Fabulous!~ high five.

-A Happyfive, is of the upmost importance if you wish to express either, alot of happiness, alot of flamboyantness, or alot of ~Fabulousness!~

a) The gay men shared a Happyfive before furiously making out...

b) They were so excited they decided to unleash the most powerful Happyfive.

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