Pedocat

A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.

OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!

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Pedodog

Pedophillic character from BBC UK's Comedy series Monkey Dust.

see also pedocat

Did you see pedodog last night?

No

OK

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Pall Smenis

From Latin: Minituriouse Bonerium
Not so secret code for an inadiquatly sized male sex organ. Often used by retards, spastics and nazis.

See Also:
pig benis
Pedium Menis

Chris: Hey Lewis you seem to have an extremely Pall Smenis.
Lewis: What? What is a Pall Smenis?
Chris: HAHAHA You dumb fuck
Lewis: Whaaaa?

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