CLA

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of (I'm a prick) Management (CSOM) and the Institute of Techn00blogy (IT), the College of Liberal Arts (CLA) is populated by people who are superfantasmagorically epic (Carlson students wish they were; however they are too busy ruining the economy; IT students spend their time fantasizing about Lara Croft). Most CLA students could school you in anything pertaining to language, current events, history, and how to be "cool" because we all know those IT kids are lacking a bit of that. CSOM students only care about themselves which is just another explanation to why we have a failing economy with company heads getting golden parachutes. And School of Music.....what school? Your men need to grow a pair. CLA (Couldn't Look Awesomer :)

IT Student: "Did you see the new Star Trek?"
SoM Student: "I was practicing my riff's."
IT Student: "Oh so hows that rockin' band doing, dawg?"
CSOM Student: {observes awkwardly in the corner}
CLA Student: {contemplates cosmic intricacies of space and time} "Point proven..."
SoM Student: "Uhhh..."

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