Rebecca Black

Any kind of girl with a singing ability that ranges from below average to shellshock-inducing.

Rebecca Blacks also tend to be indecisive, such as choosing where to sit in cars or what to wear to parties. They also have a rather scary affiliation for Fridays.

Make sure you wear noise-canceling headphones when you're near a Rebecca Black, unless you'd like to drown your ears in blood.

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coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.