Bumpin'

The act of closely following another vehicle, almost literally sitting on the bumper.

Driver 1: Two drops of rain hit my windshield so I'm going to drive 2 miles per hour.
Driver 2: I guess I'm going to be bumpin' this guy all the way down the road!

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[cat] ride

The act of throwing several cats into the trunk of your car and driving them a few miles away and letting them out.

Mom (staring at a few cats): Well, looks like it's time to take a cat ride!
Son: Mom, no! Those are my cats and I take care of them!
Mom: It's too late for that! There are just too many cats around here!

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pregger parts

The parts of the female body that specifically relate to pregnancy and sexual reproduction.

Ryan: Jaeda, have you used your pregger parts yet?
Jaeda: ......
Ryan: She has! She used her pregger parts! I knew it!

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