Kewl

An alternate spelling of the word "cool." Generally used by people too hipster, debutante, or just otherwise awesome to use the banal and overused standard spelling. If the word is being used by people of exceptional class and good taste, an umlaut can be placed over the "e" for extra pizazz. Kewl is used primarily as an affirmative word, to express the user's satisfaction or happiness with a progression of events or of a prior text. People will sometimes mistakenly spell cool with multiple o's, thinking that this elevates the trite "cool" to some sort of higher level. Those people are sadly mistaken, but hopefully someday a kewl person will come along and show them the light.

"Hey man, my new board came yesterday. We gotta hit the slopes!" "Kewl dude, let's go tomorrow!"

Snapogenic

People who always look good in their Snapchat pictures, no matter the time of day, lighting, or camera angle. These people have the rare ability to always make the perfect Snapchat face to make their snaps look cute, funny, or witty, without apparent effort or need of filters. People from the West Coast are especially snapogenic.

*After receiving snaps at 6:30 am that still looks good* "Wow, Carol, you're so snapogenic, what's your secret?"

Too dope to cope

An expression used to show excitement or amazement at the magnitude of an event. Generally used as a descriptive, it can also be used in acquiescence, in the sense of showing your friend that you indeed understand how amazing his/her night was. Among friends of a more intellectual bent, the full version--"Too dopamine to copamine"--is primarily used. Can be combined with phrases such as Too legit to quit, too yay to nay, too whoa to no.

"Bro, how was that concert last night?" "No words. It was too dope to cope."

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