Tenman

The collective noun for prostitutes.

Woah! Last night got big, me and Rooster order a tenman.

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Under the thumbs

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.

John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?

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Nipstruation

When you’re undertaking strenuous exercise and your nipples are chaffing in a top/singlet (usually of a light colour) and you bleed regularly (but not profusely) due to friction.

It is likened to the female reproductive process due to the unruly nature of the bleeding and the lack of sympathy from men.... HAHA, YOUR NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING LIKE DONKEY TEARS

Simon: Wow, John is about to come under 3 hours for his marathon, what an achievement!
Dimitri: An achievement!? What about the nipstruation that has the emergency services sweating like an Eskimo in Singapore?

toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

Pringles

The overwhelming desire after consuming one ecstacy pill to take many more.
Referring to the common pringles slogan 'Once you pop, you can't stop!'

'Marky's got the pringles big time, he's already had 3!'
'Yeah we'll get on em, as long as you dont pringle out on me this time!'

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Seshlahem

The absolute peak time of a drug-fuelled night. A combination of Bethalem and Sesh (drug session).

Daniel: Tate that last pinger has hit the absolute spot"
Tate: Can't wait for mine to hit me, a one way ticket to Seshlahem.

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