nobus jokeyus

Its what the Romans used to call dumb arse people who roam the street these days

You stupid fucking nobus jokeyus you ate your box, err...house

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capped

The term capped was invented in a town called luton. The reason being that is the main entertainment as well as cause of death.

Nobby: (in hospital bed)I am from Luton, I love being shot lucky us we have an NHS which I dont even pay tax. BeEeEeEeP

Doctor: Time of death..... I dunno I not rocket scientist init

Spectators: Looks like a cappin' to me

Non Lutonian: No shit sherlock

Gunner: Someone else gonna get capped

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