stairway to heaven

A phenomenon that occurs each time one climaxes or is high on LSD

Also a song by Peter, Paul and Mary which was ripped off by Led Zepplin

To right hand: united we stand, to acheive the stairway to heaven!

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thumb toe

the condition one sustains following having his thumb bitten off by a whimpering dog.

I'm serious. If you dont stfu ill give you thumb toe!

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Fob

A device attached to the lanyard which one wears should he attend the center for talented youth. Unlocks the doors to ones dorm.

can also be used as a verb

Lets go *insert in asian name*, i need someone to fob me in

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tfp

"Time For Prints". Photography expression meaning the model will get prints of the shots for their time spent modelling.

This is not a paid shoot. It's TFP.

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raft

the vehicle of choice for cubans attempting to enter the united states illegally through Florida.

cuban chicks must be fugly! Thats the 160309540808e-2 raft i have seen this week!

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jew

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

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dave chapelle

funny show. Sucks at standup. Enjoys entertaining his audience for 57 minutes with the sole sentance "naw naw, im serious."

Dave chapelle has a friggen hilarious show. His standup, however, could use some work.

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