thumb toe

the condition one sustains following having his thumb bitten off by a whimpering dog.

I'm serious. If you dont stfu ill give you thumb toe!

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tfp

"Time For Prints". Photography expression meaning the model will get prints of the shots for their time spent modelling.

This is not a paid shoot. It's TFP.

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stairway to heaven

A phenomenon that occurs each time one climaxes or is high on LSD

Also a song by Peter, Paul and Mary which was ripped off by Led Zepplin

To right hand: united we stand, to acheive the stairway to heaven!

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greif

(v.) the sensless murder of a humorous statement

to take a joke too far

4th grade
Teacher: And the cow jumped over the moon.

1st person: (To Friends)The cow jumped over her fat ass (laughs)

2nd person: Yeah, and the cow jumped over her fat legs too!

Bystander: man you really greifed that one

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greifs

present tense of greif

Stay away from that dude. He greifs jokes all the time

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Breaking Benjamin

a group of deliquints sent to a correctional facility for the senseless murder of a young african-american man, Fareek Benjamin. Some say that the method of murder used was so distressing, these men "broke" benjamin. However, in order to remember such a legacy, we call them such in the present tense.

"Did you hear about Breaking Benjamin?"
"Yeah they totally broke his ass!"

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raft

the vehicle of choice for cubans attempting to enter the united states illegally through Florida.

cuban chicks must be fugly! Thats the 160309540808e-2 raft i have seen this week!

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