tfp

"Time For Prints". Photography expression meaning the model will get prints of the shots for their time spent modelling.

This is not a paid shoot. It's TFP.

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raft

the vehicle of choice for cubans attempting to enter the united states illegally through Florida.

cuban chicks must be fugly! Thats the 160309540808e-2 raft i have seen this week!

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jew

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

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thumb toe

the condition one sustains following having his thumb bitten off by a whimpering dog.

I'm serious. If you dont stfu ill give you thumb toe!

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nigger

A derogatory name for blacks, which only members of that race may use without getting the shit beaten out of them. The only curse would that is allowed to be heard on channels such as Comedy Central, as long as it's used by a brother

Look at the nigger o'er there, building ma house. *puts on white hood*. Lets get 'im Jeb.

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greif

(v.) the sensless murder of a humorous statement

to take a joke too far

4th grade
Teacher: And the cow jumped over the moon.

1st person: (To Friends)The cow jumped over her fat ass (laughs)

2nd person: Yeah, and the cow jumped over her fat legs too!

Bystander: man you really greifed that one

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greifs

present tense of greif

Stay away from that dude. He greifs jokes all the time

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