set the table

When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.

The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.

Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.

"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"

"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"

"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"

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