alternative expert

An expert in producing alternative news, also called "fake news"

-Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .

Femsplaining

När en övertygad Fi aktivist, nedlåtande försöker förklara för omgivningen att ex. inkvotering av kvinnor på attraktiva höga tjänster, är bättre för samhället än att anställa den bäst kvalificerade.

Hörde Kerstin köra en Femsplaining igår. Hon berättade att företag skulle bli lönsammare om alla styrelsemedlemmar var kvinnor.

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Textecide

Textecide: When a person is killed, due to lack of attention on e.g. traffic and is runned over by a car or killed in a car accident while driving and texting.

-Did you hear about Alice? It's so tragic and stupid. -No what happened? She textecide , was as usually, paying more attention to her phone and less on where she walked, stumbled and did fall i front of a car ...

Textakiri

Somebody that is killed in an accident during texting

I did read some tragic and stupid news about textakiri, more than 11 teen deaths everyday, is caused by it.

Revolutionary reporter

A reporter that writes fact.

-I did read a column in Washington Post the other day written by an "revolutionary reporter". -What kind of reporter is that, a revolutionist? No he is revolutionary in the sense, that you can always trust that what he writes, is facts.

Public Pravda

Public media rephrased as Public Pravda, is a national Public Service TV, financed by tax or mandatory charge, which supposedly should be without political influence, but is not.

Did see on Public Pravda news that migration in Europe is a good affair for all countries that allow them in. - Must be good news for Greece, a couple of million migrants with low education will make miracle for their non existent economy ...

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Fisplaining

När en kvinnlig supporter till Feministiskt initiativ, förklarar för omgivningen att kvinnliga styrelseledamöter är bäst oavsett kvalifikationer.

-Kerstin körde en Fisplaining igår igen, sabbade hela tillställningen, blir så trött! Vad var det denna gången, inkvotering av styrelsemedlemmar i börsbolag eller avsaknaden på hedersvåld?