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When the wasabi that comes with store-bought sushi rolls somehow sneaks its essence into more than just the piece of roll it is next to.
"I can't eat this sushi now, it's all tainted due to wasmosis."
When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".
Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.
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Someone who is too young to be on Tinder but does so anyway, possibly lying about their age in order to do so.
I swiped left on a Tinderfoot yesterday and didn't realize how young they were until I met them at the coffee shop.
People living together while under quarantine.
I got yelled at for walking outside in a group today, but it was just me and my q-mates.
Text that you send to someone at a designated time in order to offer them a chance to escape a date, meeting, or other event that they might need to get out of.
I have to send Maureen an escape text tonight in case she needs to get out of her date.
When you have to have a talk with someone regarding their overexposure of their cleavage, typically in the workplace.
Maureen's boss had to have the Cleavage Talk with her yesterday as her cleavage was distracting the boys from the motor pool.