CFA

Chartered Financial Analyst.

Rob, Intern and a CFA Level I Candidate: Did you hear Tim passed the CFA Level III exam? He is close to becoming a Certified Financial Analyst.
Daniel, Senior Associate: It's Chartered Financial Analyst dumb-fuck. Now go get me some JUUL pods, and I swear to God if you buy Creme Brulee, I will make sure that you never have a job in New York ever again.

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getting macked on

To Mack On,
To ejaculate on a woman, usually on her face and/or in her mouth.

Friend: I saw you leaving the club with that girl last night.
You: Yeah. It was so hot. She let me mack on her face.

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Friend: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?
You: Well last night I kind of macked on her face.

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Friend: I herd that girl you like loves getting macked on her face.
You: Even more reason to like her!

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