Surprise Sex

Surprise Sex is when you have sex when you least expect it and it wasn't originally planned out.

Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)

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ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

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eggplant

An emoji of a dick

🍆eggplant=dick

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