Darius

Dumb Lil chink ass gook that likes to engage in sex with little girls preferably around the age of 13. Also is ok a basketball.

Darius: damn nigga I could really use some 4th grade pussy rn.

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Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

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