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When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man
Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me
When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.
Yo dad follow me into the KFC bathroom so I can show you how to make The Portuguese Blizzard
A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chickenâs ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? Weâre having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.
Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)
Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog
Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chickenâs ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, weâre having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich